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Intellect annuls Fate.
So far as a man thinks, he is free.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Interchangeable parts won't.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1553 of 2327 |
INTEREST:
What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
burned out employees must feign.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1554 of 2327 |
Interesting poll results reported in today's New York Post: people on the
street in midtown Manhattan were asked whether they approved of the US
invasion of Grenada. Fifty-three percent said yes; 39 percent said no;
and 8 percent said "Gimme a quarter?"
-- David Letterman
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1555 of 2327 |
Interfere? Of course we should interfere! Always do what you're
best at, that's what I say.
-- Doctor Who
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1556 of 2327 |
INTERPRETER:
One who enables two persons of different languages to understand
each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the
interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1557 of 2327 |
Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
-- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"
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INTOXICATED:
When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1559 of 2327 |
Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.
INSTRUCTION SET
Code Mnemonic What
0 NOP No Operation
1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)
Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!
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Invest in physics -- own a piece of Dirac!
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